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Post by luv1another on Jan 12, 2008 5:56:24 GMT -5
granted but you can only remember 1 word at a time which makes it so slow to remember a whole passage you give up and get your bible out anyway.
I wish I had super healing powers
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Post by DanTheMan on Jan 21, 2008 21:31:56 GMT -5
Granted! But it only lasts for a minute and by the time you read this, the minute is up.
I wish I could turn back time.
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Post by Danath on Jan 23, 2008 2:10:20 GMT -5
Granted, but try as you might, you cannot get it to go back for more than 5.87 seconds.
I wish I could get to sleep.
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Post by flip on Jan 23, 2008 15:58:20 GMT -5
Granted! Unfortunately...you won't wake up for 346 years.
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Post by flip on Jan 23, 2008 15:58:49 GMT -5
I wish I had a super-cool hair-do.
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Post by CynanMachae on Jan 29, 2008 17:47:43 GMT -5
Granted. You now have a super-cool hair-do. At least, that's what Clay Aiken says.
I wish that cafeteria food tasted a lot better than it does.
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Post by karenee on Feb 2, 2008 20:59:37 GMT -5
Granted, but the flavor lasts only until the aftertaste kicks in.
I wish electricity were free.
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Post by Paladin on Feb 3, 2008 0:31:00 GMT -5
Granted, however you now have to figure out how to harness lightning.
I wish I had every season of Star Trek: TNG, DS9 and Voyager on DVD sans commercials. Region 1. In English. No subtitles. Widescreen. (corrupt THAT!)
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Post by flip on Feb 4, 2008 17:54:12 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, someone broke into your home, stole your computer and switched your dvd player with one strictly encoded for Region 6 (The People's Republic of China).
I wish I owned the Sony Corporation.
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Post by Paladin on Feb 4, 2008 20:27:23 GMT -5
CRAP! Well corrupted :-)
Yours is granted, but Michael Eisner is your COO.
I wish I could time travel.
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Post by karenee on Feb 8, 2008 0:43:42 GMT -5
Granted, but the only time you can travel to is mid-end-of-the-world-explosion.
I wish my car wasn't stuck in a snowbank in my driveway.
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Post by Danath on Feb 10, 2008 16:45:39 GMT -5
Granted. It is stuck in a snowbank that's NOT in your driveway.
I wish I had a real-life working lightsaber.
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Post by karenee on Feb 11, 2008 16:56:12 GMT -5
Granted. Except, you accidentally had it turned backwards when you turned it on... whoops! We'll give you a nice funeral, though.
I wish I knew how deep the snow will be tomorrow morning.
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Post by ellery on Feb 24, 2008 23:06:22 GMT -5
Granted - you will know how deep the snow will be tommorow morning; but, like Cassandra and Noah, no one will believe you when you tell them to prepare for the impending avalanche that will hit your home town. They will say things like, "We're not even close to the mountains!"
I wish I knew how the next person is going to attempt to corrupt my wish.
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Post by Paladin on Feb 24, 2008 23:50:41 GMT -5
Granted, but in the process of knowing... you forgot.
I wish I had the day off tomorrow.
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