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Post by Danath on Jan 6, 2008 23:03:52 GMT -5
Granted. However, they are the Urawa Bears of the Japanese Rugby League.
I wish I had my own private movie theater.
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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 6, 2008 23:57:23 GMT -5
Granted, but the only movies you can watch in it are the "Song of Albion" films starring Carrot Top.
I wish Carnage and the Lizard were the villains in Spider-man 4.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 7, 2008 0:16:16 GMT -5
Granted, however Toby Maguire got sick and tired of playing Peter Parker so Sam Raimi had to rely on his old buddy Bruce Campbell for the lead. (Actually, I would totally go see that movie)
Spiderman IV : If Chins Could Web...
I wish I had a photographic memory
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Post by Danath on Jan 7, 2008 9:10:47 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, this is interpreted as a sign of magic and sorcery and you are burned at the stake.
I wish I were a knight.
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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 7, 2008 13:26:59 GMT -5
Granted. Strangely, all you can do is go around saying "Ni! Ni!"
I wish I knew the wingspan of a european swallow...
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Post by karenee on Jan 7, 2008 21:10:47 GMT -5
Granted. Sadly, this is all you know.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Danath on Jan 7, 2008 23:21:54 GMT -5
Granted. Too bad for you it's only on a plane as a passenger.
I wish I could use the Force.
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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 8, 2008 21:40:55 GMT -5
Granted - you are now a dark lord of the Sith... meet your new apprentice, a young fellow named Palpatine...
I wish my novel would write itself.
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Post by Danath on Jan 8, 2008 21:54:21 GMT -5
Granted. Congratulations, you are now the proud author of "When Soccer Moms Attack."
I wish my car would drive itself.
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Post by Daae on Jan 9, 2008 12:50:22 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, now you need to buy a new car because that one decided to "blow this popsicle stand".
I wish I had gravity defying Matrix-esque kung-fu powers.
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Post by Danath on Jan 9, 2008 15:32:18 GMT -5
Granted. Too bad you're stuck in the Matrix and the agents are coming for you.
I wish I were a master painter.
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Post by CynanMachae on Jan 10, 2008 22:13:50 GMT -5
Granted! Unfourtunately, after a while you will get tired of painting nothing but masters.
I wish it cost less to go to college.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 11, 2008 12:23:18 GMT -5
Granted. You're now the proud member of 5 Bachelors degrees from CGNU. GO DUMPLES!!!
I wish my house cleaned itself.
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Post by Tegid on Jan 11, 2008 22:17:32 GMT -5
Granted. Your house no longer allows you access.
I wish I knew more about music theory.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 12, 2008 0:19:42 GMT -5
Granted, but somehow your new understanding of the difference between C flat and B sharp is just as fulfilling as your previous understanding of the difference between F flat and E sharp.
I wish that I had the entire Bible memorized in English.
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