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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 3, 2008 23:18:42 GMT -5
This is a game I've played in some other online communities. It's pretty fun once it gets going. The idea is that a poster makes a wish, and another poster grants it, but with some caveat that makes it completely undesireable. The poster who granted the wish then makes his or her own wish, and someone else grants that with the same caveat, and so on.
Example
Me: I wish I had a million dollars.
Other Poster: Granted. Unfortunately for you, you owe the mob 2 million....... I wish I had a new camero.
Other Other Poster: Granted; unfortunately you spent your life savings on it and now have to live out of the back seat.
Got it? Good. I'll start.....
I wish they would make the Song of Albion into a series of movies...
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Post by Paladin on Jan 4, 2008 2:10:05 GMT -5
Granted, however Lewis is played by Carrot Top and all three are released straight to video. Only in Wales.
I wish I were in peak physical condition.
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Post by Danath on Jan 4, 2008 8:33:00 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, it was in a dream and you woke up.
I wish I had my own castle.
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Post by flip on Jan 4, 2008 9:25:06 GMT -5
Granted. However, it is the toy castle for a Princess Barbie.
I wish I could run at super speed.
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Post by DanTheMan on Jan 4, 2008 15:51:18 GMT -5
Granted. Too bad you keep hitting that wall at super speed.
I wish I could be king of the temperature controls here at work!
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Post by Danath on Jan 4, 2008 16:43:43 GMT -5
Granted. Sadly, however, the air conditioner is broken so it doesn't matter.
I wish I knew Chinese.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 5, 2008 0:14:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you learned it while in Chinese prison where you're serving a life term.
I wish MXC was on 4 hours a day.
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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 5, 2008 0:45:22 GMT -5
Granted: MXC is on four hours a day and you are able to watch all four hours of it... from Guy LeDouche's bedroom...
I wish I had a less filling beverage that tasted great.
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Post by DanTheMan on Jan 5, 2008 7:33:07 GMT -5
Granted, but after one sip your tongue goes numb.
I wish I owned a Lexus.
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Post by Danath on Jan 5, 2008 8:29:41 GMT -5
Granted, however when you were backing out of the driveway it was totalled by a dumptruck.
I wish I were an astronaut.
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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 6, 2008 0:32:30 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately the next president decides it's more worthwhile to explore the depths of Lake Erie and cancels all space initiatives, leaving you out of work.
I wish the Steelers would play consistently for once.
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Post by Paladin on Jan 6, 2008 12:19:45 GMT -5
Granted, they consistently lose by at least 30 points per game.
I wish This Old House would come work on MY old house
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Post by Danath on Jan 6, 2008 16:37:30 GMT -5
Granted. Sadly it's your old house because you sold it.
I wish I could read faster.
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Post by thegrimmsleeper on Jan 6, 2008 20:00:56 GMT -5
Granted, you can now read an astonishing 5,000 words per minute. Unfortunately, you don't remember a word of it.
I wish I could travel back in time.
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Post by DanTheMan on Jan 6, 2008 20:24:16 GMT -5
Granted, but only for a second then you return to this time.
I wish the Bears were in the playoffs.
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