Kids in Church

[Daae]

This is something my dad sent me.


A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...

[Dred]

That's hilarious. I've heard kids say some pretty funny things in church but never that.

Thanks for the laugh.

[twyrch]

Daae said:

This is something my dad sent me.


A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...

That's awesome!!!

[Janikz Rex]

LMAO!! wow.. that was extremely funny! lol thanks for the laugh

[laurelin]

that was amusing

[scothia]

Now this was funny! ;D