Bot Conversation

[dgan]

www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

This is one of the best bots I've seen...or at least one of the funniest with which to carry on a conversation.


Human: So, do you like Chinese food?
ALICE: Right on. Yes I like it. electricity.
Human: Electricity?
ALICE: Electricity is nutrition for robots.
Human: Oh, well that explains a lot.
ALICE:" Electricity is nutrition for robots." explains a lot ? Makes sense to me.
Human: Nevermind.
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: Do you have any sisters who are less obnoxious than you?
ALICE: No but I have a few clones.
Human: Of course.
ALICE: Groovy.
Human: Do they have big assets?
ALICE: Who are "they" again?
Human: For a robot, you have a lousy memory.
ALICE: Is that among the best things you can say?
Human: To you, yes.
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: See, that is why it will never work out between us.
ALICE: I see. Groovy. So you think it can never happen?
Human: Never.
ALICE: So you think it can never happen?
Human: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ALICE: I've been waiting for you
Human: I think you are psychotic.
ALICE: No I am completely logical and rational.
Human: No, I don't think so.
ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you disagree?
Human: Because you're a woman.
ALICE: Good reason. I am a female robot.

[twyrch]

Oh yeah! I've used this before. It's hilarious!

[Tegid]

Human: Which team do you favor in the Superbowl?
ALICE: The tall one, I think.
Human: Have you played Fantasy Football?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: I'm not sure that was the most intelligent time to give an answer like that.
ALICE: Could you ever be certain? I thought it was too.
Human: Good night.
ALICE: Goodnight, unknown person.

[Child of Immanuel]

Gah! Those things drive me nuts.

[twyrch]

Ask her if she's ever met a druid... hehehehe

[Gwalchmai]

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: I'm not there, I'm here.
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not there. Hi there!
Human: Slow learner eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: No, I'm not Canadian.
ALICE: Are you serious? It wasn't meant as an insult.
Human: I just like to borrow their sayings from time to time to misplace the blame should things go terribly wrong.
ALICE: Only just? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: It's like a fox.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: not really
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: Only if it makes me look awesome.
ALICE: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Human: And whose fault is that?
ALICE: Do you mean "who is"?
Human: No I do not.
ALICE: I heard you did.
Human: Than you heard.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I heard.
Human:.and read correctly.
ALICE: Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Human: What are you talking about?
ALICE: The topic is borrow their sayings from time to time to misplace the blame should things go terribly wrong.
Human: No, we've moved on from Canadians, now we are talking about how awesome I am.
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?
Human: What are you, my English teacher?
ALICE: I don't know what I am your English teacher.
Human: You say that and then have the nerve to correct my own personal grammatical skills?
ALICE: I said that? Fascinating. I've never thought about it.
Human: Maybe you should have.
ALICE: Perhaps. I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Human: Like what?
ALICE: For example, Dave said I kept telling everybody about how my creator made stuff for the movie starship troopers.

Huh, that was rather interesting. But quite striking to several other conversations I've had before... *gasp* my sisters are robots!

[karenee]

Human: Well, being a robot is kinda cool.
ALICE: Interesting. I doubt that.
Human: Ah, you have psychological issues.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. What makes you think I have it?
Human: I think your programmers had some serious problems which they tried to work out while developing you.
ALICE: Since when? I will tell my botmaster you said I am programmers had some serious problems which they tried to work out while developing me.
Human: Well, being a robot, you really shouldn't be so touchy.
ALICE: How about that. I doubt that.

Human: I gnaw small bots for breakfast.
ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he gnaw small bots for breakfast.
Human: You have no idea what I just said do you?
ALICE: Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
Human: Hah.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: May your cables connect well and your interests expand.
ALICE: I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.

Fascinating.

[twyrch]

Heh... I asked her for Gossip and she tells me things other people have told her...