The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy}

dinadan King Domine Iesu Christe, Fili Dei, miserere mei, peccatoris.[M:0] Posts: 2,042	The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy} Jan 23, 2006 22:20:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dinadan on Jan 23, 2006 22:20:16 GMT -5 this is hysterical www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty btw, what's the deal with CN lately? SNL skit, LA Times article....its like the cliche trolls from Fark.com forums have taken over pop culture?
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The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy} Jan 24, 2006 12:52:42 GMT -5

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

one of my favorites.

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The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy} Jan 26, 2006 14:08:13 GMT -5

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Some of those are really gross!

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

I do like this one, though. ROFL

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kg00ds Senior Member [M:532] Posts: 1,138	The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy} Jan 28, 2006 11:06:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kg00ds on Jan 28, 2006 11:06:36 GMT -5 What?! Your kidding...right? Na I'm just joking. I'm not a big fan but he is a martial arts expert/ actor here in the states.
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Daae Senior Member [M:563] Spread my broken wings and fly Posts: 587	The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy} Jan 30, 2006 20:53:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Daae on Jan 30, 2006 20:53:27 GMT -5 Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier. This is like the Vin Diesel website. So weird.

Shazammm Senior Member East Coast Pretty Boy[M:708] East Coast Pretty Boy Posts: 785	The Facts About Chuck Norris {comedy} Jan 31, 2006 10:09:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shazammm on Jan 31, 2006 10:09:51 GMT -5 not a fan of Chuck Norris?.....i mean, yes, he beats up chicks, but you can't hold that against him:

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Post by Shazammm on Jan 24, 2006 12:52:42 GMT -5

Post by karenee on Jan 26, 2006 14:08:13 GMT -5

Post by Child of Immanuel on Jan 28, 2006 10:56:00 GMT -5

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