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Post by pink3elephant on Sept 20, 2005 9:49:23 GMT -5
A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was engrossed in her newspaper.
The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed".
She shook her head at the sad news, turned to the man and asked,
"How many is a Brazilian?"
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Post by kahne9 on Sept 20, 2005 11:12:53 GMT -5
That's great!! I always love a good blonde joke.  |
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Post by Shazammm on Sept 20, 2005 11:46:43 GMT -5
hehehe......good one, pink.  |
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Post by Dred on Sept 20, 2005 11:53:20 GMT -5
ROFL
Those are great. I love a good blonde joke as well.
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Post by dreamer on Sept 20, 2005 14:16:19 GMT -5
Here's another one, and part is true:
Why do blondes wear high bangs on their hair?
To catch the stuff that goes over their heads.
Now for the true part:
We actually had a blonde friend who said, "But I don't wear high bangs."
No other explanation needed.
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Post by pink3elephant on Sept 20, 2005 14:34:46 GMT -5
OH MY GOD! hahahhaha. . . serious laugh. .. . .. .
thats a good one. . .
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Post by Dred on Sept 20, 2005 16:28:39 GMT -5
That is good. You really have to wonder about some people.
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Post by starkindler201 on Sept 21, 2005 8:51:34 GMT -5
Oooooooooo... here are some good ones.
(this is better when said)
2 blondes walk into a building... yout hink one of them would have seen it.
Wanna know the best way to kill a blonde? Put a sniff and scratch sticker on the bottom of a pool.
2 blondes were hunting when they came across a set of trackzs... the first blonde turns to the 2nd and says "Those are moose tracks... they have to be" The 2nd replied "No no no... they are bears!" And they kept arguing until the train came along and killed them both.
2 blondes were hunting when all of a sudden one fell down... clutching at her chest and falling to the ground. The other blonde had enough presence of mind to call 911 on her cell (dont blondes always have cells?). The call went like this...
"911 emergency... what is your emergency?"
"Help help! My friend just fell down! I think she's dead!"
"Now calm down... first we need to make sure she's dead"
The operator heard a short pause followed by a loud..... BOOM!
"Okay what now??"
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Post by pink3elephant on Sept 21, 2005 9:43:44 GMT -5
OMG! that's hilarious, especially the dead one. . . hehhehehe. .. . makes it funnier cuz i am a blonde, althogh i dont act like it. . . only on a few rare occasions.
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Post by Shazammm on Sept 21, 2005 11:32:11 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!......you're blond!!!!!! oh, wait.......so am i......  |
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Post by pink3elephant on Sept 21, 2005 12:35:39 GMT -5
^^^. .. . yeah you just proved you're blonde. . .lol
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Post by Dred on Sept 21, 2005 15:35:26 GMT -5
ROFLMAO
Those are great. Blondes can be so much fun to pick on.
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Post by pink3elephant on Sept 21, 2005 19:05:14 GMT -5
hey i know what lmao means, but whats ROF? (yeah blonde here)
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Post by starkindler201 on Sept 21, 2005 19:22:35 GMT -5
Rolling on floor laughing
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Post by Saphira on Sept 21, 2005 19:28:20 GMT -5
I'm so confused...how do I get into a house?
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