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Post by kahne9 on Aug 16, 2005 14:51:26 GMT -5
Anybody got any cool or favorite quotes. Post them here.
I thought this one was funny!
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Emo Philips
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Post by twyrch on Aug 16, 2005 15:37:21 GMT -5
My favorite quote, "Time is the fire in which we burn." I first heard it on Star Trek: Generations.  |
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Post by Hinata on Aug 16, 2005 21:27:42 GMT -5
"I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at all the other moms and go 'Ooh, I wonder what their macaroni and cheese taste like.'" ~Gary Shandling
I found that one in one of the fillers at work. ^^
"When facing a difficult task act as though it is impossible to fail. When going after Moby Dick, take along some tartar sauce." ~Anon.
My favorite quote ^^
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Post by Daae on Aug 17, 2005 7:56:27 GMT -5
I have so many quotes I like, but this has to be one of my favorites.
"Girls don't start fights, but they can finish them!"-Marie from the Aristocats.
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Post by Gwalchmai on Aug 17, 2005 22:06:53 GMT -5
"I know this: if Life is an illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content." - R.E. Howard
Matrix... meet your master!
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Post by kahne9 on Aug 18, 2005 8:44:23 GMT -5
"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."
Charles W. Eliot (1834 - 1926), The Happy Life, 1896
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Post by Elassa on Aug 19, 2005 10:18:58 GMT -5
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
-Oscar Wilde
"I like to hear myself talk. It's one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations with myself and sometimes I'm so clever, I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying."
-Oscar Wilde
"I'd rather watch the book than read the movie."
-Line from a Joy Williams song someone said defines me
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Post by kahne9 on Aug 19, 2005 13:05:42 GMT -5
Here's a couple from Bill Cosby:
" Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
" A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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Post by dgan on Aug 20, 2005 6:26:54 GMT -5
"Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one." - Robert E. Lee
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln
"Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety." - Plato
"Where there is no vision, there is no hope." - George Washington Carver
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Post by dgan on Aug 20, 2005 6:36:06 GMT -5
One of my all-time favorite humorous quotes:
"I kinda let my counselor choose my classes, which was a mistake." - Jesse James
OK...so I have an odd sense of humor....
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Post by Elassa on Aug 20, 2005 10:23:46 GMT -5
"That's why it wouldn't work. A man can't serve God and man both."
-Clint Eastwood in Pale Rider
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Post by DanTheMan on Aug 20, 2005 12:22:13 GMT -5
This one was on the dessert menu, so I had to obey:
"My advice is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it is on your plate"
- Thornton Wilder
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Post by Elassa on Aug 20, 2005 16:08:17 GMT -5
"If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt."
-Book on kisses
"But I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth!"
-Same book
"From the slobbery kisses of children to the kiss of death, I find the kiss of an actress the most unnerving. How can we be sure she really means it or if she's just practicing?"
-Same book
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Post by twyrch on Aug 21, 2005 12:28:37 GMT -5
"Beware the fury of a patient man" - John Dryden, Absalom and Achitophel (1681)
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Post by twyrch on Aug 22, 2005 9:24:12 GMT -5
I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! ~Hawkeye, "Officer of the Day," original airdate 24 September 1974, written by Laurence Marks, directed by Hy Averback
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