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Post by pink3elephant on Apr 17, 2005 21:24:46 GMT -5
We've all done alot of dumb, and hilarious things. So I thought that we might share them for some good old humor. Okay. . .let me think, the dumbest thing I've ever done. . . . .
Sewed my finger with a sewing machine. . .. went all the way through. . OUCH!
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Post by pink3elephant on Apr 17, 2005 22:05:05 GMT -5
Woops, I just saw that there is already a 'dumbest thing you've ever done'. Well, sorry, and I guess you can respond if you want to.
I guess this is another dumb thing that i've done. . .
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Post by twyrch on Apr 18, 2005 11:20:48 GMT -5
Woops, I just saw that there is already a 'dumbest thing you've ever done'. Well, sorry, and I guess you can respond if you want to. I guess this is another dumb thing that i've done. . . Nah... don't worry about it. It happens to everyone. Let's see... what haven't I told yet. I was on my eighth grade class trip and jumped into a hot tub. The thing was broken because the cold water jets weren't working. I landed in the middle and the HOT water jets hit me all at once. It was so hot, where ever a jet hit, a round cicle of skin came off. I leaped out and jumped into the pool to cool it down, bleeding pretty good at the time.... yeah, the Chlorine didn't help much. I had to be taken to the First Aid office and have my feet and legs bandaged. I couldn't wear shoes or long pants for about a month or so.... At my class reunion, that is still a favorite story for people to tell.  |
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Post by Daae on Apr 18, 2005 12:22:23 GMT -5
I think I mentioned in the other thread about walking slapbang into a rather large tree branch. Well, I almost did it again. My friends and I were walking to the high school, and my one friend shouts "Maggie, head!" I look, and I'm a couple inches from running into the same tree branch again. And another stupid tree thing was just last week, when my sculpture class went to a park to make sculptures using things we found in nature. I was kind of hyper, and there was a large tree with lots of branches near my group's sculpture. My friend Chris and I were waiting for another classmate to come back with some more supplies, and I decided to climb the tree. So I look at the branch and think "It'll hold my weight". But the branch was dead, which didn't know. So I jump for the branch, grab hold, and come crashing back down, nearly braining poor Chris in the process. And then I got back up and tried to find another way to climb the tree.  |
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Post by debinoxford on Apr 18, 2005 15:42:13 GMT -5
well, i was in high school and it was our volleyball's trip to watch state tourney (of which we were not a part of). i was a junior and having a grand time talking to my friends as we were walking back to the bus. since i was talking i wasn't watching where i was walking and i walking right into a street sign. the kicker is the sign wasn't facing me...yeah, i walked into the edge of the sign with my head. i had a huge goose egg and my entire team thought i was going to fall asleep onthe way home and not wake up...so i had to stay awake for three hours at 10 pm at night. the best part is i laughed about it the whole time..i thought it was hilarious because i am such a klutz. well, i went to work the next day and my best friend wouldn't ask about it until i asked him if he had noticed it (how could you miss a goose egg the size of a two year old's fist on my temple?) and he said he didn't want to ask in case i was going to get mad about it...hehe.
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Post by chrystalized on May 16, 2005 0:11:33 GMT -5
that reminds me I was walking by the mall and I was very distracted by conversation. I walked right into a light pole. I hit it so hard it began to vibrate, what made it worse is that i was walking along a major road and people stopped to see if i was ok. Thanks to milk ( or lack of brain) I have a thick skull.
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Post by DanTheMan on May 16, 2005 15:49:48 GMT -5
I was a kid, don't remember how old maybe 12, but I was riding my bike home from Kentuckey Fried Chicken. (It wasn't called KFC back then.) I was carrying my purchases in both hands and riding my bike with no hands. It's downhill most of the way so I thought I was okay. I looked down to adjust the bags, then looked up as I slammed into the back of a stationary station wagon. OUCH! I managed to get up and carry my chicken and damaged bike the last block home.
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Post by Saru on May 18, 2005 14:13:44 GMT -5
Nyahaha, cars hurt. But it's even more embarrassing when you know the car is there and get a mental block and just ride straight into it anyway. Even worse there was blood and bruises where no man should ever have blood and bruises  |
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Post by dinadan on May 18, 2005 20:06:06 GMT -5
Didn't we have a thread for this one time before--or am I experiencing a really strange deja vu?
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Post by Skye on May 19, 2005 2:29:22 GMT -5
It's been ages since I've popped into the Forum. And what better way to make a come back than to share perhaps the dumbest thing anyone could do!!!! ;D This happened about a year and a half back...Classes had just got over after a terribly long, and incredibly hot day. Everyone was just waiting to leave for home. I was busy gulping down water from a bottle when my friend asked me for the time. I turned my hand to have a look at the time on my wrist watch, and all the water spilt all over me!!!  ...Even now when I think back on it I can't for the life of me understand how I could've done such a thing...sometimes I wonder if I have a chink in my brain...  |
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Post by dgan on May 19, 2005 5:47:15 GMT -5
Don't worry, Skye. My daughter does similar acts with drinks regularly.....of course, she's 6. That probably doesn't make you feel better, does it? Nevermind - forget I said anything... And Dinadan - yes, we've done this before but I think that thread is really old. The most recent dumb thing I've done recently is I couldn't figure out how to make spaghetti noodles. Now, I'm ignorant when it comes to cooking, but - spaghetti?!? Man, was my wife ticked off.... |
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Post by Skye on May 20, 2005 22:52:20 GMT -5
Don't worry, Skye. My daughter does similar acts with drinks regularly.....of course, she's 6. That probably doesn't make you feel better, does it? Nevermind - forget I said anything... ...shall try... |
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Post by twyrch on May 21, 2005 13:07:59 GMT -5
It's been ages since I've popped into the Forum. And what better way to make a come back than to share perhaps the dumbest thing anyone could do!!!! ;D This happened about a year and a half back...Classes had just got over after a terribly long, and incredibly hot day. Everyone was just waiting to leave for home. I was busy gulping down water from a bottle when my friend asked me for the time. I turned my hand to have a look at the time on my wrist watch, and all the water spilt all over me!!! ...Even now when I think back on it I can't for the life of me understand how I could've done such a thing...sometimes I wonder if I have a chink in my brain... Don't feel bad Skye... Not too long ago, I went to take a drink from my soda can and didn't have the opening turned towards me. Spilled the whole soda down my shirt right before church.  |
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Post by Saru on May 21, 2005 14:12:06 GMT -5
I done a icky thing and got really quite drunk. I blame this whole thing on the red wine I was drinking, and when I'm drinking red wine I know I'm blasted because I hate that crap, eeeugh it's manky. Anyway, so I went for a little wee and there was a glass of what looked like white wine standing in one of the basin thingies. Anyway, being drunk and all, I decided to have a swig. But wait, that's not wine, that's piss. Where most people would go 'eeeeeugh' and drop it I decided I'd go back for a second swig. I don't reccomend it, it's not nice  |
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Post by twyrch on May 21, 2005 18:32:13 GMT -5
I done a icky thing and got really quite drunk. I blame this whole thing on the red wine I was drinking, and when I'm drinking red wine I know I'm blasted because I hate that crap, eeeugh it's manky. Anyway, so I went for a little wee and there was a glass of what looked like white wine standing in one of the basin thingies. Anyway, being drunk and all, I decided to have a swig. But wait, that's not wine, that's piss. Where most people would go 'eeeeeugh' and drop it I decided I'd go back for a second swig. I don't reccomend it, it's not nice LOL!!! Do you and Elementarian ever go drinking together? Gawd.... |
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...Even now when I think back on it I can't for the life of me understand how I could've done such a thing...sometimes I wonder if I have a chink in my brain... 
