what a way to go.

[Shazammm]

How will YOU die?

Let It Be Told:

A disgruntled employee in a sporting goods store beats you to death with a hockey stick.

[Shazammm]

BLOODY HE11!!!.......it's unavailable at the moment......maybe try again later.

[Gwalchmai]

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

For me... thats acctually one of the ways I'd thought I'd go so thats a bit creepy...

[twyrch]

For my Username: "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed. "

For my real name: "While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly."

[dgan]

Real name: While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

Username: While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

Either one seems fitting...

[kahne9]

Real Name: While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

Username: While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

That second one is hilarious. I wonder if anybody has went out like that.

[laurelin]

My best friend's husband got his shoe stuck in an escalator once. He didn't die, but his shoes did.


For my real name: You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
For my middle name: While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

[Daae]

Real name: A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

My username gave me the same result. Creepy.

[chrystalized]

My real name: An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.
I would never do that but that is really funny

With my first and last name: While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.
that's a really embarrasing way to go

[Elassa]

My real name: While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.

My username: Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

Yeah, I could see that last one happening.

[Shazammm]

saphyre said:

Yeah, I could see that last one happening.

NOOOO.......that would make me sad.

[Zeke]

for my real name While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

for my username While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

[Margim]

For my real name:
After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

~better watch my manners

For my username:
Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

~ short, sharp and sweet. *runs to lock his door*

[CynanMachae]

After miraculously surving a would-be-fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospitial maid, because she needs an outlet into which she can plug her vacuum.

[cree8ivone]

Nickname:
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
[I'm never going to be that depressed.]

Real Name:
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.


Screen Name:
While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.


Commentary:
There's nothing like a random generator and a bunch of bologna to waste people's time...