Kids say the darndest things. . .

[pink3elephant]

Alright, so the other day i heard this funny story. . .

At an afternoon 4th of july party friends and families gathered together. The adults were inside mingling and the kids and teenagers were outside.

One of the younger kids bursts into the living room and yells 'Mommy! Mommy! The older kids just said the F word!"

All the parents eyes looked upon the kid, shocked.
The Mom replied, "Now son, just this once you can tell me what F word they said, okay?"

The room listened intently.

The boy with a worried look on his face yelled:

"They said fart!"

[Dred]

LMAO

That's great. It's amazing what kids will say and get worried about.

[karenee]

ROFL

Well, my daughter came up with a good one...

Oh, I'll just post it. Watch out, those of you who don't like potty training stories.

She gets treats for going #2 on the toilet, and was trying without success, though she was passing a lot of gas. She slid off, looked into the toilet, sighed and said, "My bottom is just burping."

[Dred]

ROFLMAO

That's great. I love kids stories. It's so much funnier when they say it. I don't know why adults try to say the same thing and hope it's funny.

Thanks for the laugh.