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Post by chrystalized on Jan 20, 2006 19:13:16 GMT -5
My friends and I have been trying to gather common sayings and make them as wordy as possible
Might I request an avowal with reference to your general well-being?
(How are you?)
Illumination is required to be extinguished upon the termination of daily activities.
(Turn off the light at the end of the day.)
In concurrence to what was once implicit, this terrestrial domicile is diminutive
(It’s a small world after all.)
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Post by Margim on Jan 21, 2006 0:08:25 GMT -5
Methinks that yourself and your companion possess too many rotations of the chronological moniter within the grasp of your collective digits. (I think you and your friend have too much time on your hands) Nah, I do the same thing from time to time  ... although not with the same eloquence that you apply to your sentences. |
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Post by dgan on Jan 21, 2006 3:12:00 GMT -5
I decline to indulge my opinions on the matter conversed within the context of this discussion.
(No comment.)
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Post by dinadan on Jan 21, 2006 12:19:38 GMT -5
One of my favorites has always been:
Persons residing in dwellings constructed from a fragile, transparent material would be well advised to refrain from hurling concreted earthy or mineral matter.
(People living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.)
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Post by chrystalized on Jan 21, 2006 20:27:02 GMT -5
lol i love them all, well im normally one of the most uneloquent people around. my essays have an average word length of four characters  i guess this is good practice |
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Post by Gwalchmai on Jan 21, 2006 20:37:24 GMT -5
With the affor mentioned comment, I am left with no other option than to concur with the statement previously made for the benifit of myself and the other various individuals part-taking in this ritual of communication.
(I agree)
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Post by kg00ds on Jan 24, 2006 3:39:45 GMT -5
Upon observing these proceedings, contemplating their contents and deducing their value I have concluded that insanity is run a muck with in these hollowed walls. (Hanging around here I noticed you guys are crazy ) |
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Post by Margim on Jan 24, 2006 8:33:36 GMT -5
And now for some classic sayings... perhaps this should be a game? Take a common phrase, jazz it up, and have the next in line interpret. Then that person puts up a phrase... How about...
Winged flying creatures of the avian kind have the common tendency to remain in extremely close proximity to one another.
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Post by dinadan on Jan 24, 2006 9:19:41 GMT -5
Too easy.
Birds of a feather flock together.
How about this one:
One should not attempt to impart the knowledge of how to draw into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction the round or oval female reproductive body of the adult female of the domestic fowl to the mother of one's parents.
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Post by Margim on Jan 25, 2006 2:09:05 GMT -5
Too easy. Birds of a feather flock together. How about this one: One should not attempt to impart the knowledge of how to draw into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction the round or oval female reproductive body of the adult female of the domestic fowl to the mother of one's parents. Umm, lost me. At a guess... Don't tell your mother to suck eggs? |
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Post by dinadan on Jan 25, 2006 8:24:56 GMT -5
Close...
"Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs"
i.e. don't presume to teach those older/wiser than you
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Post by Margim on Jan 25, 2006 8:50:55 GMT -5
Oh... 'mother of one's parents' had me a little confused. Mother of one of one's parents might have made it clearer How about; A spherically shaped geological item with sufficient force behind it to make its own way down an adequetly steepened slope, will fail to accumlate any noticable amount of biological plant matter of a green and oozing kind. |
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Post by karenee on Jan 25, 2006 12:06:57 GMT -5
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
If you feel of a mood that tends toward the cheerful, satisfied and felicitous side of the spectrum and you mentally recognize this, bring that which you most often use to grip items together in a fashion as to create a brief, sharp discharge of sound.
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Post by chrystalized on Jan 25, 2006 13:05:20 GMT -5
shout for joy?
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Post by Gwalchmai on Jan 25, 2006 14:18:56 GMT -5
If your happy and you know it clap your hands.
(don't know if this counts but here goes)
Do not look toward an outlook of reluctance but of constant certainty on the condidtion of human existance as a positive and well worth experiance instead of the bleak and unwelcoming version too many of us tend to go toward.
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... although not with the same eloquence that you apply to your sentences.
